
Morris
County
(Unearthed Films)/Skinless
(Whacked Movies)/H.P.
Lovecraft's The Thing On The Doorstep
(all 2014 MVD Visual DVDs)
Here
are some B-movies you might want to know about...
Morris
County
(2014/Unearthed Films/MVD Visual DVD)
Picture:
C+ Sound: C Extras: B Film: C+
Matthew
Garrett's Morris
County
is a difficult film to watch but intriguing enough to give a chance
to. The film is an anthology film that follows three poor souls with
depressing tales of horror in Morris County with a cast that includes
Darcy Miller, Albie Selznick, Pamela Stewart, Erik Fransden and Alice
Cannon.
The
first story follows a wayward youth, Ellie (Miller), who has drifted
away from her parents and starts to party. However, Ellie is not
what she seems and her secrets coincide with the changing of her
young body.
The
second story follows a Jewish father who is trying to deal with his
wife cheating on him. He leaves his son home alone and goes out to
the local video store where he picks up a man of the evening for a
little knob slobbing. Things do not go according to plan and the two
get in a fight and arrested. His wife bails him out and things go
south from there for them.
The
third and final story follows a kind elderly lady who loses her job
and forced into early retirement with her husband. However, her
husband dies one night. Not being able to live without him she
leaves his rotting corpse in her home as if he never passed.
The
production value and acting isn't terrible though the film could have
benefited with a recognizable face or two. The makeup SFX by Brian
Spears and Peter Gerener aren't terrible but all in all the film
would probably be deemed to controversial by the MPAA which is why
its not a terrible underground film.
Picture
and sound on the disc are standard for DVD sporting a standard def
transfer with anamorphic widescreen in 1.78:1 and a lossy Dolby
Digital 2.0 track.
Extras
are massive including...
Late-night,
beer-infused commentary by writer/director Garrett and Kier-La
Janisse, author of HOUSE OF PSYCHOTIC WOMEN
Commentary
by Garrett, producer Thomas Rondinella, associate producer Adam
Schoon and co-editor Arin Sang-urai
Ellie
Revisited: A conversation with actress Miller
BEATING
HEARTS, Garrett's award-winning, critically lauded dramatic horror
short
BEATING
HEARTS commentary by Garrett, Rondinella, Schoon and Sang-urai
BEATING
HEARTS Revisited: A conversation with actresses Gianna and Georgeanne
Bruzzese
Skinless
(2014/Whacked Movies/MVD DVD)
Picture:
C Sound: C Extras: C Film: D
If
you are a fan of the Re-Animator
films, then you will (maybe) be on board with this low budget
Sci-fi/Horror production. While not a complete waste of your time,
at least they tried a little here with some cool special effects and
gratuitous nude shots but aside from that this is a big ole' pile of
been
there done that
only done worse than what you have seen before. The acting is
mediocre at best, the dialogue is long winded, and there are plot
holes that make you scratch your noggin.
Skinless
centers around a brilliant oncologist named Peter Peel who discovers
a possible cure for skin cancer in the belly of an exotic parasite.
When he tests the cure on himself, his world is shattered and a
monster is born. Skinless is a sad tale of madness, murder,
monsters, and love. The micro-budgeted film was produced for 2000
bucks which is pretty impressive considering the film has a run time
of 80 minutes.
Picture
and sound are a little below standards considering the budget of the
film. Presented in standard definition with anamorphic widescreen,
this Region Free NTSC disc features a standard, lossy 2.0 Dolby
Digital Track that is fine considering the nature of the beast.
Extras
include commentary, production diaries featuring the director's SFX
secrets and a trailer.
H.P.
Lovecraft's The Thing On The Doorstep
(2014/MVD Visual DVD)
Picture:
C Sound: C- Extras: D Film: C-
H.P.
Lovecraft is one of the greatest authors of all time which is why
it's fascinating to me that more modern filmmakers haven't picked up
more of his short stories and transferred them to film. Of course
Stuart Gordon (director of Re-Animator)
was passionate about the author but to date nobody has successfully
pulled out Chtulu on film. This low budget film directed by Tom
Gliserman, The
Thing On The Doorstep,
has an interesting narrative but a terrible green color filter that
uglies up all of the nice shots of the film and kept consistently
taking me out of it. I guess the filmmaker was going for a David
Fincher-esque color scheme but didn't quite succeed.
Minor
Spoilers ahead:
The
story, if you are not familiar, begins with Daniel Upton, the story's
narrator, who explains that he has killed his best friend, Edward
Derby, and that he hopes his account will prove that he is not a
murderer. He begins by describing Derby's life and career. He then
tells of Asenath Waite, and how Derby and she wed.
A
few years later, people start to notice a change in Derby's
abilities. He confides in Upton, telling him strange stories of
Asenath, and how he believes her father, Ephraim Waite, may not
actually be dead. Upton is called to pick up Derby who has been
found in Chesuncook, Maine, rambling incoherently. On the trip back,
Derby tells of Asenath using his body, and suggests that it is in
fact Ephraim who resides in the body of Asenath. Before finishing,
he has a small seizure and rapidly changes personality, asking Upton
to ignore what he might have just said.
A
few months later, Derby shows up at Upton's door and says he has
found a way to keep Asenath away; to stop her from using his body.
Derby finishes renovations on his old family house, yet seems
strangely reluctant to leave Asenath's old place. Upton receives a
visit from Derby, who begins raving about his wife and father-in-law.
Upton gets him to sleep, but has Derby taken to Arkham Sanitarium.
The Sanitarium calls Upton to tell him that Derby's reason has
suddenly come back, though upon visiting, Upton can see it is not the
true personality of Edward Derby.
Upton
is roused from his sleep by a knocking at his door, using Edward's
old signal of three-and-two strokes. Upton believes it may be Derby,
but opens his door to find a dwarfed, humped messenger, carrying a
letter from Derby. The letter explains that Derby had in fact killed
Asenath and buried her body in their cellar. What happens next I
will leave you to find out in the film!
Picture
and sound on the disc are standard to DVD with a lossy Dolby Digital
2.0 track and a standard definition transfer that suffers from that
awful green color mix.
No
extras are on the disc with the exception of a Trailer.
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James Harland Lockhart V
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