
Celeste
& Jesse Forever
(2012)/Here
Comes The Boom
(2012/Sony Blu-rays)/In
Our Nature
(2012/Flatiron/New Video DVD)/The
Lords Of Flatbush
(1974/Sony/Umbrella PAL Region Four/4 DVD)/The
Perks Of Being A Wallflower
(2012/Summit Blu-ray)/Simple
Simon
(2010/Umbrella PAL Region Four/4 DVD)
Picture:
B-/B-/C+/C+/B-/B- Sound: C+/B-/C+/C+/B-/B- Extras:
C/C-/C/C-/C/D Films: C-/C-/C/C/C/C-
PLEASE
NOTE:
The
Lords Of Flatbush
and Simple
Simon
import DVDs are now out of print, but Sony is issuing Flatbush
on Blu-ray and Simon is harder to get than ever and overdue for a
Blu-ray release.
Here
are some various coming of age comedies and a few that are just off
the wall…
Toland
Krieger's Celeste
& Jesse Forever
(2012) wants to cross mumblecore relationship comedy with Portlandia
whimsy, but without the comedy and the result is a very weak, dull
and predictable mess with a Rashida Jones/Andy Samberg coupling that
shows he can act when restrained, but they have limited chemistry in
a limited screenplay with bad dialogue and perpetual pointlessness
that kept this from ever beginning to meet any possible potential.
Running
on and on, it is a very long 92 minutes and if this was supposed to
be thirtysomething
for idiots, well that does not work either. Do the makers even know
who this is for or what they were trying to make? I strongly suspect
not. If so, it is a big secret to the viewer. Not smug, but not
much of anything, even Emma Roberts and Elijah Wood cannot help.
Extras
include Red Carpet Q&A, Making Of featurette, lame Deleted Scenes
and two (!) feature length audio commentary tracks that did not
explain much.
Frank
Coraci's Here
Comes The Boom
(2012) has science teacher Kevin James (a stretch right there) who
used to wrestle late again for work and about to lose his job when he
finds out the school he works at does not have enough money and will
have to cut back including canceling the one thing they have going
for them: a music class. A female teacher (Salma Hayek) interests
him, but she keeps passing on meeting him and to make up the
shortfall, he will enter MMA fighting matches with his older age and
limited wrestling skills. He figures he can even earn money if he
loses.
This
is stupid as intended, but there is one ace here that could have
saved everything if a good script had been written. Henry Winkler is
the music teacher and he steals every scene. If the writers had gone
for much more than formula and cliches, this could have been a big
surprise. Instead, it is a Kevin James star vehicle that just gets
goofier and goofier as it goes along. Too bad 105 minutes without
much of a point. Oh well, at least Winkler got treated with some
respect.
Extras
include a fun Gag Reel, Deleted Scenes, Cast Featurette and five
Blu-ray exclusive featurettes.
Brian
Savelson's In
Our Nature
(2012) is more serious as a young couple (Zack Gilford, Donnie
Darko's
Jena Malone) go for a weekend to the family cabin, only to be
interrupted by his ever-angry father (John Slattery of Levinson's
Sleepers,
Mona
Lisa Smile,
TV's From
The Earth To The Moon)
and surprised he has brought a young lover (now-icon Gabrielle Union)
and they are more involved than expected. Father and son do not like
each other, yet the women try to get them talking, but to no avail.
This
is a good idea and the actors are good as well as good choices, but
the dialogue has them talking at each other too much and the tension
may be authentic, but nothing else much is. We have seen this before
and done with more depth, which is a shame since so much here had
potential. Nothing is ever resolved, many moments ruing false and
after 103 minutes was a little more than disappointed. At least it
was ambitious, but inexperience behind the camera sabotages it,
unfortunately.
A
feature length audio commentary track by Savelson and Co-Producer
Anish Savjani is the only extras.
It
took Stephen F. Verona and Martin Davidson to co-direct The
Lords Of Flatbush
(1974), but this attempt to a documentary-like drama about the title
gang (crossing Scorsese's Mean
Streets,
Lucas' American
Graffiti
and the gritty New York cinema John Cassavetes founded) is now more
of a curio than a film that holds up much. Still, it is worth a
look.
Perry
King, Paul Mace, a pre-Rocky Sylvester
Stallone
and pre-Happy
Days
Henry Winkler make up the gang, but we barely see Winkler (upsetting
fans who caught it in reruns when they wanted to see Winkler), King
is the main focus (including following a relationship with young
Susan Blakely (Rich
Man, Poor Man))
and Stallone gets some scenes (Dolph Sweet, later of Gimme
A Break!,
can be seen briefly as his dad) and it does have the feel of the
later 1950s at times.
The
music is mostly new, trying to sound like the era, which was a common
things on the charts as a little-discussed late 1950s/early (read
pre-Beatles) 1960s trend was hitting radio to begin with. The film
was shot on 16mm film with a low budget and is remarkable enough, but
its better moments overshadow the complete film which never totally
adds up to what it tries to. Still, it is interesting.
Trailers
for this a two other Sony films are the only extras.
Stephen
Chbosky's The
Perks Of Being A Wallflower
(2012) is a coming of age film set in the recent past of Pittsburgh,
but seems too derivative of other such films and offers a very mixed
result that does not work as much as it could or should have.
Charlie (Logan Lerman, later in David Ayer's Fury)
has emotional/mental health issues, but functions well enough and
starts to get involved with Sam (Emma Watson, later of the 2019
Little
Women,)
yet Patrick (Erza Miller, later of The
Flash)
is gay and is interested in him. 103 minutes is spent showing their
lives and how they change as they get to know each other (plus
several Pittsburgh references that don't always ring true or work) is
from the book by the director and kept making me think someone else
should have helmed the film.
Again,
the actors are good, but the scenes that work are not enough to
overcome those that do not and add how the frame is darker than it
should be for no good reason and you have another potentially fine
film ruined by pretense and even Joan Cusack cannot save this one. A
few people rightly noticed incidental similarities to the far
superior Donnie
Darko,
but the further the film moves along, the more Charlie's condition is
trivialized, ignored and once again we have a feature film that is
clueless about mental health. This film is also clueless about more
and just does not have enough perks to recommend it.
Extras
include Ultraviolet and Digital Copy for PC, PC portable and iTunes
oriented devices, plus Dailies, Deleted Scenes with optional Chbosky
commentary, Best Summer Ever featurette and a feature length audio
commentary track by the cast and Chbosky.
Finally
we have a silly Swedish comedy in Andreas Ohman's Simple
Simon
(2010) about the title character (Bill Skarsgard, later of the It
films and 2024 Nosferatu
remake) having mental and emotional issues of his own and he wants to
go to outer space, even living too often in his own home-built space
capsule. He has Asperger's Syndrome and at least this film does not
shy away from his condition. His brother Sam tries to take him in
from his parents to help, but this only drives his girlfriend away
and things get worse for all.
Too
bad this just gets too silly for its own good and tries too hard to
be comic. There is a funnier film here if they just played it
straighter and did more of a character study of all involved, but the
situation gets the better of itself playing more like a situation
comedy and I was once again disappointed including an ending that did
not add up.
There
are no extras.
The
1080p 2.35 X 1 digital High Definition image transfer on Jesse,
1080p 1.85 X 1 digital High Definition image transfer on Boom
and 1080p 1.78 X 1 digital High Definition image transfer on Perks
are the best-looking releases here being the three Blu-rays, but they
all have issues. Jesse
and Boom
have color and depth issues, while the 35mm shot Perks is so darkened
that it might as well be from a 16mm print. The anamorphically
enhanced 2 X 1 image on Simon
is so colorful and consistent that its PAL video can compete with the
Blu-rays and that should not be the case.
The
anamorphically enhanced 1.85 X 1 PAL video image on Flatbush
is not bad, but some shots do not look as good as others which is to
be expected considering its age and budget. Originally, Columbia
Pictures issued 35mm blow-up dye-transfer, three-strip Technicolor
prints of the film which are now very valuable if you have one or can
get one, but this transfer does not always show that kind of color.
The anamorphically enhanced 2.35 X 1 image on Nature
is its equal, but has a softness throughout that can sometimes even
be distracting.
The
DTS-HD MA (Master Audio) 5.1 lossless mixes on the three Blu-rays
should be the best here, but Jesse
is not as well recorded and sound comes way too often from the center
channel. Equaling the other two Blu-rays with their limited
soundfields is the lossy Dolby Digital 5.1 mix on Simon
which has a nice consistent soundmaster and might even be more
amazing if it were issued in a lossless mix.
The
lossy Dolby Digital 5.1 on Nature
and lossy Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono on Flatbush
are as good as they are going to be in this codec and tend to be
quiet and dialogue-based in nature. Flatbush
also has some location audio limits.
-
Nicholas Sheffo