Spaceballs
(1987/MGM Blu-ray w/DVD)
Picture:
B- Sound: B- Extras: B Film: A-
Holy
Schwartz! Finally on Blu-ray is Mel
Brooks' epic Star Wars spoof, Spaceballs! In a balanced comedic fashion like only Mel
Brooks could accomplish, Spaceballs is
a brilliant blend of satire, spoof, humor, and pure creative fun. For those who don’t know, Spaceballs is the 1987 film that went
all out in spoofing the original Star
Wars Trilogy and though not all too popular at first has gained steam in
becoming one of the all time cult film favorites.
The film
is about Planet Spaceball (think Death Star) who is running out of breathable
air and attempts to steal a neighboring planets air (Druidia) by ransoming that
planet’s princess, Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga). Before The Spaceballs can kidnap the princess
she runs off, along with her helper droid Dot Matrix (voiced by Joan Rivers),
to escape an arranged marriage that she horribly resents. The Spaceballs are ruled over by President
Skroob (Mel Brooks) and Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) is his enforcer who commands
the Spaceball “army.” The Spaceballs
catch up to Princess Vespa and kidnap her.
Desperate for help, the princess’ father (King Vespa played by Dick Van
Patten) hires a renegade for hire named Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his right hand
Man-Dog [Mawg], Barf (played by the late great John Candy), to retrieve his
beloved daughter. Lone Starr in need of
cash (to get out of the troublesome debt he owes to Pizza-the-Hutt), takes the
job and sets out to save the Princess on Planet Spaceball.
Lone
Starr and Barf get on Planet Spaceball by jamming their radar (literally they
launch raspberry jam at the radar) and save the princess by jumping into light
speed and escaping by the skin of their death.
The crew of the Spaceball One (the pursuing ship) try to catch up by
jumping to Ludicrous Speed; but unexpectedly THEY WENT PLAID! Running out of fuel Lone Starr and crew crash
land on planet Vega (think sandy Tatooine) where they encounter the great,
wise, and very Yoda-like Yogurt (played by Mel Brooks) who teaches Lone Starr
the ways of The Schwartz (think The Force).
The Spaceballs finally catch up with our band of heroes and chaos ensues
that requires strength, determination, and a test to see who has the bigger
Schwartz.
The film
is nearly perfect film parody. Mel
Brooks has always had a knack for creating brilliant satire by using simple,
yet sophisticated comedy. Sure it is
dumb at times and sure many moments may be directly from the film they are
spoofing; but it is pure brilliance anyhow.
This film was made in a time before horrid films like Epic Movie or Date Movie where the films are more vomit inducing than they are
laughter producing. Mel Brooks is a
historic film maker who has produced a number of amazing comedies that may not
win any Oscars, but they have won the hearts, minds, and undying support of
fans all over the world.
The
technical features on this new Blu-ray are not out of this world, but they are
impressive as they are the best the film has ever looked (though that is not
saying much in this case). The picture
is presented in a high definition 1080p AVC MPEG-4 encoded image that is full
of unbalanced colors, debris, and aged special effects. I was hoping for this Blu-ray to be one that
I could recommend as a permanent fixture in fans collections, but sadly the
horrid image quality (though better than any DVD release to date) makes for one
sad Blu-ray. The original flaws in cheap
film production stick out like a sore thumb and an obvious lack of remastering
is evident as well. The sound quality is
not so great either as the DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 Mix is better than previous
DVD releases, but fails to impress as there is echoes throughout, a distorted
dialogue track that has highs and lows, a trailing bass, and a variety of other
elements that are distracting to the overall soundstage. There are nice elements here and there, like
some solid ambient noises with surround use, but overall far from perfect.
Most of
the extras are transferred over from the 2005 Special Edition DVD, but even
some of that extra footage is missing here on the Blu-ray (though the DVD that
is included does contain this omitted footage).
There are no High Definition exclusives for this release and if anything
this seems to be more of a throw away Blu-ray than the solid release it should
have been. The extras are still nice,
but they were nice the first time I saw them 4 years ago!
More
about the film and DVD extras can be found at the link below:
http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/review/5106/Spaceballs+%E2%80%93+Special+Edit
I would
in no way say rush out and buy this new Blu-ray release of this classic
film. If you don’t have a copy of the
film and need one, Blu-ray is always the way to go…but don’t expect much.
Like
combing the desert, on this Blu-ray WE
AIN’T FOUND S#%T!
- Michael P. Dougherty II