Date Movie – Unrated
Picture: C+
Sound: B- Extras: C Film: C
Since Airplane! (1980, reviewed elsewhere on this
site) found a way to take the counter-narrative counterculture comedies of the
1960s & 1970s by reconfiguring them in a more readerly fashion, the hits
that followed are still causing the studios to run out and make more of them
hoping for more hits. At this point,
they are being made on the cheap and they even have funny, generic names. Date Movie touts being “from 2 of the
6 writers of Scary Movie” in a way that the cheapness is now part of the
joke and that also sends mixed signals about the film.
In this case, it says the film might be very stupid more
than funny and that unfortunately is the case.
The film focuses on the obese Julia (Alison Hannigan) trying to find
someone to love. The opening credits
combine spoofing the likes of the Hollywood Musical and Spike Lee’s Do The
Right Thing (1989) as she awkwardly Hip Hop dances to Kelis’ instant camp
classic Milk Shake. From there,
the relationship between the mainstream Hollywood-style readerly narrative
(read white) and Hip Hop culture (read black) has a tenuous relationship
throughout and is also where the film has more hits than misses.
This is further complicated by light cheap shots at the
female lead and amounts to a “little touch of misogyny” throughout,
particularly when Julia is taken to a car garage ala the reality TV show Pimp
My Ride (reviewed elsewhere on this site) where she is “re-customized” as a
sexy woman or a “fine bitch!” The
actress then no longer has to wear the “fat” prosthetics, saving the production
money. The problem is that the film
thinks the black/white split is in the 1980 Airplane! state, when 26
years later, the gap between the two has closed off thanks to Hip Hop, so most
of the jokes are thuds. With that said,
there are a few jokes and in this Unrated edition, might we worth
sitting through once. But that’s not
all.
The anamorphically enhanced 1.85 X 1 image is softer than
it should be for a new release and that actually gets in the way of the visual
gags by making the viewer work harder to get the laughs. That’s bad.
The Dolby Digital 5.1 mix is not bad, but this is still about gags and
director Aaron Seltzer is just not that savvy to use the sound fully for more
laughs. Extras include a game, the film
in six minutes, audition tapes, three audio commentaries, 12 deleted scenes,
dailies, screensavers, two featurettes and one other interesting option. That is the audience laughing and reacting
from an early test/premiere screening, which you can think of as a sort of
“hamburger helper” to a film everyone involved knew had problems. Fortunately, this laugh track like option
produces some unexpected results Fox and producers seem to have missed, or they
might have omitted this track. It is
the best way to watch the film first, if you must see it at all.
- Nicholas Sheffo