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Hercules (1983)/The Adventures of Hercules (1985)

 

Picture: C     Sound: C     Extras: C-     Films: D

 

 

Contrary to popular belief, Cannon Films did produce a handful of very good movies such as That Championship Season, The Hanoi Hilton, Runaway Train, Street Smart, Barfly and 52 Pick-Up as well as some guilty pleasures starring Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris like 10 to Midnight, Murphy's Law, Death Wish 4, The Delta Force and Missing In Action trilogy.  Those were the exceptions, though, not the rule, and Cannon could never live down its infamous reputation as a mini-major that always did things on the cheap -- just take a look at the Cannon-produced Superman IV: The Quest for Peace to see what I mean.

 

Cannon was run by two Israelis, Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus, who were not-so-affectionately nicknamed the Go-Go Boys within the film industry.  And while I do appreciate that Golan and Globus produced a lot of right-of-center, pro-American films that are very politically incorrect by the hypersensitive standards of today, they also were undeniably responsible for a lot of schlock.  This schlock is typified by three Cannon Films I watched in recent weeks, John and Bo Derek's Bolero and MGM's DVD double feature of Hercules (1983) and The Adventures of Hercules (1985).  Without exaggeration, I can honestly say these are three of the most inept and boring movies I've ever seen.  Even showing lots of Bo Derek's beautiful nude body isn't enough to make save Bolero from terminal boredom, while both Hercules movies are shockingly incompetent on every conceivable level.

 

Both of these Hercules films were produced in Italy and star a badly dubbed Lou Ferrigno as the mighty title character.  It's hard to believe the first one opened in fourth place in its opening weekend at the North American box-office on the last weekend of August 1983.  Must have been a very slow week, and a lot of 7-year-old boys who didn't know any better.  Both Hercules and its 1985 sequel, which thankfully never opened in the U.S., suffer from chintzy, laughable special effects (even by early 1980s standards), cinematography that doesn't match within the same scene, stilted dialogue and the terrible dubbing of Ferrigno.  The best special effect in both films is a clip in the sequel of Medusa that's footage borrowed from 1981's Clash of the Titans, a big MGM production that made the mistake of opening too close to Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

 

Both of these were written and directed by Lewis Coates according to the DVD credits, but that's really a pseudonym for Italian director Luigi Cozzi.  I also wouldn't want my real name used if I were responsible for something this horrid.  Oh, and in case you're wondering, the only reason both of these atrocities get a rating of D above is because D is the lowest letter grade allowed on FulvueDrive-in's rating scale.

 

Hercules and The Adventures of Hercules have been given a respectable transfer to DVD by MGM, but even the most elaborate treatment imaginable wouldn't improve these colossal turkeys.  Both films are 1.85:1 and have been transferred in anamorphic widescreen.  Makes you wonder why these two abysmal cheapos got an anamorphic widescreen transfer while MGM DVD releases from a couple years ago with cult followings such as Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, White Lightning and Gator with Burt Reynolds and Real Men with Jim Belushi and John Ritter were released full screen only?

 

Well, it only helps so much because these transfers so the age of the film, there visual effects, the stocks they were shot on and what looks like NTSC analog transfers recycled.  The Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo is down a few generations, with so little Pro Logic stereo surround sound on both films that one will ask “what’s the point” during playback.  The theatrical trailer of each film is all in terms of extras, but then, enough is enough.

 

 

-   Chuck O'Leary


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