The Possessed (Anthology)
Picture: C
Sound: C Extras: D Film: C
The Possessed (2004) is a super-low budget
Horror anthology trilogy created especially for the DVD market, and each of the
three tales clocks in at a little under a half-hour. They might as well have made an attempt to combine these stories
in an interesting way, rather than keep them separate. They don’t have any obvious ties to one
another, but they’re so bland and interchangeable - I don’t think it would have
mattered. But then again, that would
have meant that the writers would actually have to work at something different
and new - something you’ll rarely find in this or any genre these days. I believed this to be the first production
from a brand new company called Forbidden Worlds - oh, how I should have known
better. In actuality, this is just another one of the many monikers Charles
Band has come up with in order to unleash bad movies upon the world. It’s gotten very hard to keep up with all
the new names he dreams up for his companies, and his productions have greatly
cheapened over the years since Full Moon Studios passed its prime. This one isn’t worth holding onto at all -
and his increasingly low standards are visible throughout.
The first story deals with a witch who seeks revenge upon
the teen descendants of the people who brought her to justice hundreds of years
ago. It’s amazing to think that after
so many generations, not only did these descendants remain in the same area -
they also seem to be pretty good friends with one another, as they have all
willingly gathered together in this house for a night. This thing plods along quietly, and ends
without climax or surprise - something that shouldn’t happen in an anthology
story.
Next, there’s a tale that shows potential... even if that
notion is quickly dashed away with bland acting and clumsy progression. In it, a demon in the guise of an old woman
goes collecting the souls of the other tenants in a boarding house she arrives
at one night. I’m not sure of the point
of this whole ordeal, and they tease too much with only glimpses of the demon’s
shadow, which is only annoying in this case, rather than suspenseful or
frightening.
A flying hand and a bad attempt at a now-living Marilyn
Monroe are both seen in the third story.
At some rare points in this tale, the production values seem to be
highest; up until you see stuff like that to remind you just how pointless and
dull this whole thing really is. The
story deals with a young man determined to resurrect his deceased father - but
it’s all greatly cluttered and ham-fisted, so the background of the story
doesn’t even matter. By the end, you’ll
wonder what the point behind this one was, as it isn’t made very clear at all.
The picture is presented in letterboxed 16 X 9/1.78 X 1
widescreen, with variable image quality seen throughout. It depends a lot on the lighting conditions
present at the time, suggesting that the cameramen are still fairly
inexperienced and have used poor judgment in some instances. The sound is just okay, and even though it
is most likely in stereo, the packaging only states that it is in 2.0 Dolby
Digital, which makes no distinction between stereo or mono. On top of this, the bad music choices really
highlight the overall incompetence of the filmmakers.
There are no extras to speak of, thus the very low rating
in that department. The only things
given at all that could be considered extras are simply a few trailers
attempting to boost interest and sales.
One of those included is for this movie, and the two more that represent
some more recent Full Moon schlock. One
of which is Puppet Master: The Legacy, which I’ve reviewed elsewhere on
the site. To sum up my opinions on that
one - avoid it like the plague.
My advice for those who take notice of this disc: stay far
away from this trilogy of tales. Anyone
who sees this packaging and still expects a few spooks will probably find them,
but they‘ll most likely be scared by anything that claims to be horror. However, anyone even remotely familiar with
the genre will take a quick look at it and know to stay away from this
garbage. I have seen worse than this in
the past, but that was either due to more clever marketing strategies... or
just overall bad judgment on my part.
In this instance, let me bear the weight of this bad movie so the rest
of you don’t have to suffer. I surely
wouldn’t waste my time by watching it again, and you’d all probably be better
off if you didn’t have a first run-through to begin with.
- David Milchick