Cocaine
Werewolf
(2024/MVD/Cleopatra Blu-ray)/Crippled
Masters (1979/Film
Masters Blu-ray)/The
Watchers 4K (2024/Warner
4K Ultra HD Blu-ray)
4K
Ultra HD Picture: A- Picture: B-/B/X Sound: B-/B/A-
Extras: C/C+/C+ Films: C/C+/C
Now
for new horror offerings, wacky as they are in these cases...
Cocaine
Werewolf
(2024) says it all in the title. A no budget B-film to its core,
Cocaine Werewolf (2024) features a drug fueled Wolfman on the prowl
and obviously the film checks off all of its genre necessities:
booze, babes, drugs, and action. The ultra low budget film seems
like a fun effort between some friends and looks like everyone
involved had a fun time making it, but this certainly isn't going to
be on any top ten lists this year. The werewolf is a cheap looking
mask and there isn't any production design effort anywhere to be
seen. It does carry a few laughs or neat shots here and there, but
hard to watch in terms of filmmaking style.
The
film stars Addison Turner, Alyssa Spicer, Brice Kennedy, and Cody
Losinger.
The
film is presented on Blu-ray disc in 1080p high definition on Blu-ray
disc with an MPEG-4 AVC codec, a widescreen aspect ratio of 1.85:1
and an English DTS-HD MA (Master Audio) 5.1 (48kHz, 24-bit) lossless
mix. The 2K presentation is fine seeing that this is an ultra low
budget film that isn't very cinematic or pretty to look at. The
color correction is very saturated and the black levels are pretty
high on most of the film, which results in a loss of definition.
Special
Features include a Slideshow, Trailers and Director's Feature Length
Audio Commentary.
Cocaine
Werewolf
isn't even on the same level of Wolf
Cop
let alone Cocaine
Bear.
Not much to sink your claws, paws, or teeth into here.
If
you need proof that you can overcome a disability, look no further
than the martial arts cult classic, The Crippled Masters
(1979) also known as Tian can di que. In this wild film,
which has been newly restored and out now on Blu-ray disc from Film
Masters, two skilled martial artists lose their limbs to an evil
master and vow to seek revenge on him for mangling them. In the
process is impressive fight sequence after impressive fight sequence
with this memorable and funny feature.
The
film stars Sung-Chuan Shen, Chao-Ming Kang, and Chiu Ho and is
directed by Chi Lo.
The
Crippled Masters has been remastered from a rare 35mm print and
restored onto 1080p Blu-ray disc, looking and sounding better than
previous releases with the 1080p high definition on Blu-ray disc with
an MPEG-4 AVC codec, a widescreen aspect ratio of 2.35:1 and audio
tracks in lossless DTS-HD MA (Master Audio) English dub 2.0 Mono,
Mandarin DTS-HD Master Audio 2.0 Mono (with optional English
subtitles (all 48kHz, 16-bit), and lossy, English Dolby Digital 2.0
Mono.
Special
Features
:
Documentary
by Ballyhoo Motion Pictures
Feature
Length Audio Commentary by The Important Cinema Club
Original
trailer using restored film elements
and
Liner Notes by Lawrence Carter-Long
.
The
Crippled Masters looks pretty good here, especially when you
consider that this film has been hard to come by for many years and
was in desperate need of a restoration. You can read about the
sequels (yes they made a few!) here:
http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/review/11421/The+Crippled+Masters+2+++The+Crippled+Maste
The
Watchers 4K
(2024) is
the first feature from Ishana Shyamalan, whose father is obviously M.
Night Shyamalan (Split,
Unbreakable,
The
Sixth Sense),
who also produced the film. Ishana started her directorial career
with the Apple TV series Servant,
which I would suggest checking out even though it is sadly not on
physical media as of this writing.
With
The Watchers, the Shyamalans are staying on brand by
continuing to make heavy supernatural dramas with original concepts
and ideas. The Watchers, while it has a handful of
interesting sequences, doesn't really stand as tall with other
features from the filmmaking family, sadly. The film looks and
sounds great, but there isn't much else to it that's particularly
captivating or memorable aside from its jaw dropping Ireland-set
backdrops. Starring the very talented (and underrated in her adult
career) Dakota Fanning, the film has a storyline that's very complex
and hard to understand at times, and a very goofy third act that
doesn't really pay off what it sets up.
Set
in Ireland, a young American woman named Mina (Fanning) is sent by
the pet shop she works at to deliver a unique yellow bird to someone
who lives in the middle of nowhere in the deep woods. After
pretending she's someone else and picking up some random guy at a bar
the night before, Mina sets out on her work journey with the very
cool looking bird. Things go south when Mina's car stops suddenly as
it reaches the woods. There she comes to find a group of creatures
have barricaded three strangers in a strange building.
In
this strange building is a glass wall that sees out into the woods,
where the people are forced to stay indoors in fear once nightfall
hits and ''perform'' for these creatures all night long against their
will. They are also left with one DVD of some random season of a
reality series to watch. How they have electricity in this building
in the middle of nowhere is never explained of course. Nor what the
relevance is of his odd reality show that has nothing to do with
anything. After dying of starvation and boredom (even though they
all look well nourished), any attempt to escape the woods, results in
getting lost and / or walking in circles.
These
three strangers are a older skilled woman who calls all the shots
(Olwen Fouere), a younger woman whose husband succumbed to the
monsters (Georgina Campbell), and a younger man whose losing his grip
on reality (Alistatir Brammer).
Mina,
still recovering from the death of her mother over a decade earlier
that she caused in a car accident, makes it her mission to escape and
reconnect with her lost sister. In order to do so, she has to
outsmart these woodland monsters and somehow find her way home. Are
you lost yet? Well, things just get more convoluted and confusing
from there.
It
can't be overstated enough, that the film looks magnificent on 4K UHD
and is presented in 2160p on 4K UHD disc with HDR10, an HEVC / H.265
codec, a widescreen aspect ratio of 1.85:1 and an audio tracks in
lossless Dolby Atmos (Dolby TrueHD
7.1 mixdown for older systems) and lossless DTS-HD MA (Master
Audio) 5.1 (48kHz, 24-bit) English mixes. While the film wasn't a
huge smash in the box office, I am happy that Warner Bros. decided to
put it out in 2160p regardless.
The
scenery of Ireland looks fantastic with beautiful sweeping shots of
countrysides and eye pleasing colors and atmosphere. If only all of
it had a story that actually made sense, it would be all the better.
Clearly, M. Night brought in his seasoned production crew to make
this feel as big budget as possible. This is a nice test of a good
4K UHD set-up as there are so many beautiful shots in this that it
makes you really want to visit the woods of Ireland by the end of it.
A
complicated story and so-so acting from everyone, but Dakota Fanning
really holds this one back. None of the characters are particularly
likable and so the stakes aren't really that high. Things just get
weirder and weirder with no real punch to pay it off. It looks and
sounds fantastic though and is worth checking out for that reason
alone. But if you are expecting another thriller worthy of The
Sixth Sense or even The Village, then you may need to set
your expectations a bit lower.
I
will say I am interested to see what else Ishana Shyamalan does in
the future with hopefully a screenplay worthy of her talent.
-
James Lockhart
https://www.facebook.com/jamesharlandlockhartv/