Breaker!
Breaker! (1977/American
International/Orion/MGM/Olive Blu-ray)/Clean
Slate (1994/MGM/Olive
Blu-ray)/Girls: The
Complete Fourth Season
(2015/HBO Blu-ray Set)/Jinxed
(1982/MGM/Olive Blu-ray)/Sisters
(2015/Universal Blu-ray w/DVD)
Picture:
B-/B-/B/B-/B & C Sound: B-/B-/B/B-/B & C+ Extras:
C-/C-/C+/C-/C+ Main Programs: C/C/C+/C/C
Here's
a new set of comedies, where at least a few laughs come through and
other amusing items come from unintentionally funny moments.
Included
are a few older, interesting films that were attempts to turn their
lead talents into stars when films were more ambitious. Only known
for some martial arts at the time and good at it, Chuck Norris was
looking for a vehicle to launch him as a star. American
International Pictures was trying to expand, so they signed him on
for Don
Hulette's Breaker!
Breaker!
(1977), a sub-cycle of the bandit/chase film cycle of the 1970s that
involved CB radios and formulaic scripts as Norris' innocent brother
lands up being arrested (and worse) for just driving into a town up
to no good.
Norris
is as peace-loving as Billy Jack, but kidnapping his brother makes
him really mad, so he goes to find him and finds that usual world of
trouble. George Murdoch is just fine as the boo-hiss villain judge
making all the bad things happen, but of course, even Norris' karate
(and kung-fu, et al) kicking ways will not be enough, so its going to
take a convoy to straighten all this out. The film is not good, but
has some fairly good moments and is obviously a curio for an actor
who moved on to a so-so TV show after a cycle of reactionary 1980s
revenge-action films that make this film look thoughtful. The other
problem here is how unambitious this all is an that means many
opportunities were missed, delaying Norris from being a star. A time
capsule at best, you'll find how bored you are when you keep thinking
''wow, look how young he was'' too much. Needless to say this is not
a 10-4... buddy!
An
original theatrical trailer is the only extra.
Mick
Jackson's Clean Slate
(1994) was one of several attempts to take the hilarious Dana Carvey
and get him into a hit feature film that would take advantage of his
immense talents, but the screenplays were always too restrictive and
the attempts at comedy were nowhere nearly as funny as the man
himself when he was not restricted by bad writing. Like Groundhog
Day, his private eye
character wakes up not remembering anything, then has to relearn who
he is quickly as crime most foul is on the way.
Valeria
Golino (Rain Man)
is a sexy, mysterious woman who keeps making him forget other things
and the crime case is pretty dull and contrived, with not even
Michael Gambon, James Earl Jones, Kevin Pollack and Michael Murphy
able to make this better. At 107 minutes, it seems longer and
nothing has become funnier since it was originally released
unfortunately. I wish Carvey had more than the Wayne's
World films as hits, but
the studios were still hoping he might break out on his own. If you
can be patient, this is worth seeing once just for the moments by
Carvey that work, but that's all.
An
original theatrical trailer is the only extra.
Lena
Dunham's Girls: The
Complete Fourth Season
(2015) is an HBO show that is starting to show signs of wear,
including the opening episode being too similar to its pilot, but the
big surprise is that Adam Driver (who was making the new Star
Wars film) was able to
appear as often on the show as he does. Still, her Hannah character
goes to a new college and becomes uncomfortable quickly, which as you
know if you've watched the show, means she'll start saying anything
that comes to mind no matter who she offends (we're always
supposed to find this funny) even if she shouldn't and that
epitomizes the stillborn nature of the character development the show
was suffering a bit of last season. It worse here, making many
scenes throw-away, contrived and the opposite of how fresh the show
began.
We
have all the regulars, plus some name actors show up to freshen
things in later episodes, but that does not help. The 10 episodes
are at least competent and consistent, but I was more disappointed
than expected and maybe if Driver was not there as much, they would
have had to do something more fun and surprising. A subplot about
his involvement with another woman while Hannah is away does not ring
too true either.
Extras
include 7 audio commentary tracks, Inside The Episode segments, Gag
Reel, Deleted & Extended Scenes, a few Behind The Scenes clips
and Digital Copy.
Don
Siegel's Jinxed
(1982) had the longtime Clint Eastwood director (Dirty
Harry, The
Beguiled, Escape
From Alcatraz) trying a
major project on his own after a fallout with Eastwood that was never
resolved. Riding on the success of her music career, off-screen
comedy persona and The
Rose, this star vehicle
for Bette Midler has her unhappy with her marriage with her so-so
husband (Rip Torn as an unsympathetic goof) plotting his murder with
her new casino-employed boyfriend (Ken Wahl) so they can be together.
Taking place in Reno, Nevada, There are musical numbers thrown in
(her character is a singer/dancer), but the script is flat, all over
the place and this never adds up to the fun intended.
However,
looking at this, you can see how Touchstone/Disney used it as a rough
draft to launch their newly-minted live-action division and build the
longtime (and at one time, endangered by sharks who wanted to buy the
company and sell it off into bits and pieces!) and sign Midler to be
their first-ever contract star, albeit a cleaned-up Bette.
There
are some nice moments here and her and Wahl have some interesting
chemistry, but the film is never able to make that (pardon the pun)
pay off, so that leaves this one yet another curio that also deserves
a Blu-ray release. Some shots look like they are out of Coppola's
One From The Heart
(issued the same year, reviewed elsewhere on this site) in a good
way, but not much stays with one after seeing it. Even the
underrated, late, great music producer Snuff Garrett designed the
biggest musical number, but this is far from any kind of backstage
musical you could imagine, especially with murder in mind. For fan
only. Val Avery also stars.
An
original theatrical trailer is the only extra.
Lastly
we have Jason Moore's Sisters
(2015), not a remake of the brilliant Brian De Palma thriller (see
more on that elsewhere on this site as well), but a comedy about two
wild and crazy siblings (Tina Fey and Amy Poehler) who get together
who reunite as their family home is about to be sold after many
decades of ownership. Though no deep character study was expected,
what we get is very hit and miss (more miss, unfortunately) trying to
coast on the very real talents of the co-stars and be funny. But
just them two showing up is not sufficient for a feature film, here
in an uncut 123 minutes and theatrical 118 minutes that make no
difference.
Maya
Rudolph shows up and is so good, they should have made her a third
sister, then this would have been something. Something funny,
different, smart and challenging. As it stands, it disappoints, even
with the addition of John Leguizamo and John Cena trying to be funny.
That makes this for fans only, but I was hoping to be surprised.
Too bad its a dud.
Extras
include Digital HD Ultraviolet Copy for PC, PC portable and other
cyber iTunes capable devices, while both disc format versions offer
a Gag Reel, Deleted Scenes, Extended Scenes, The Improvorama and a
feature length audio commentary track by the director, two co-stars
and Writer Paula Pell. Blu-ray exclusives include seven Behind
The Scenes/Making Of
featurettes.
All
the Blu-rays perform well enough if nothing of stunning demo quality
with the 1080p 2.35 X 1 digital High
Definition image on Sisters
being a competent comedy digital HD shoot (the anamorphically
enhanced DVD is the weakest performer on the list as expected, but it
is too soft for the format) and the
1080p 1.78 X 1 High Definition image transfer on all the Girls
episode being just a tad better, warmer ands richer, tying for first
place as the best performers on the list.
The
1080p 1.85 X 1 digital High Definition image transfers on Breaker,
Slate and Jinxed can show the age of the materials
used, but are all far superior a transfer to all previous releases of
the film (when they've actually happened) and all have nice shots of
how good they would have looked in their original theatrical
releases. The HD masters are likely a bit older, but not bad, so
fans won't be too disappointed.
Sound
is much the same story with the DTS-HD MA (Master Audio) 5.1 lossless
mixes on the Girls
episodes and Sisters
being solid, competent, modern surround mixes you'd expect for most
current comedies, while the DTS-HD MA (Master Audio) 2.0 lossless
mixes on Breaker,
Jinxed
(both from their original theatrical mono) and Slate
(originally issued in older analog Dolby-A type theatrical Stereo
surround) are about even with each other, tying for second place.
They are all likely not to sound better than they all do here.
The
lossy Dolby Digital 5.1 on the Sisters DVD is actually the
weakest playback performer here.
-
Nicholas Sheffo