Kung
Fu and Titties (2013/MVD Visual
DVD)
Picture:
C+ Sound: C+ Extras: D Film: C
As
the title suggests, Kung Fu and Titties is a very low budget
comedy/softcore porn film that is surprisingly entertaining and at
times so over the top that its funny. Supporting characters vary
from a wise Indian, a Hugh Hefner-esque villain named Zeefros, a man
in a gorilla costume and plenty of, you guessed it, titties (of all
shapes, sizes, and ethnicities). This film is outrageous and has a
familiar but well executed script that is actually pretty creative
and fun.
Richard
Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an
alternate dimension after his controlling girlfriend Cynthia is
kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by
Zeefros, an old dirty man who is the master of the supernatural
realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their
titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and
a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his
girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts
skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself
and all those that dwell in the alternate world.
The
film stars Raine Brown, Sean Molnar, Mike Marino, Seregon O'Dassey,
Bronson Pinchot, Kevin Kolack, John Archer Lundgren, Tayy B, Lori Ann
Kim, Rowan Bousaid, Steve Potenzieri, Evan Goldstein, Jeanine Hill,
and Dixon Mason.
The
transfer on the disc is standard for DVD and is presented in
anamorphic 16 X 9/1.78 X 1 widescreen with an aspect ratio of 1.78:1
and a standard stereo track. Some scenes are soft in focus and
overly grainy as is expected for a film with such a small budget.
No
extras on the disc, which is a shame because I would be curious to
hear how this crazy debacle came to be. At any rate, this film is
silly fun and not to be taken seriously. If you like Adult
Swim-type humor or films like Kung Pow: Enter the Fist,
then this over the top adventure may be for you. It doesn't hide
what it is but if they would have had a bigger budget and some better
locations then this could have been a bit better.
-
James Harland Lockhart V
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