Isis
Rising: Curse Of The Lady Mummy
(2013/MVD Visual DVD)
Picture:
D Sound: D Extras: D Film: C
Long
ago Osiris and Isis ruled ancient Egypt, that was until Osiris was
betrayed and murdered by set. Now, thousands of years later Isis
vows revenge and to resurrect Osiris from beyond the grave and rule
over the world once more. Two horny college professors and six grad
students unwittingly stumble on the tomb of Isis and release her
inside a museum. What was to be a night of sex in the museum soon
turns into a night of survival horror. The spirit of Isis possesses
their body and then seduces them to be sacrifices for the
resurrection of her beloved Osiris. In the end she is stopped when
the last survivor speaks her real name.
It
takes a lot more than just body paint, large breasts and sex to make
a film. Isis Rising: Curse Of The Lady Mummy (2013) paints
picture where students have sex with their teacher to get A's (or is
that T&As?). The special effects looked like cheezy home
computer editing, with props from a Halloween shop and sound effects
from a toy voice changer. The story rapidly turned into your typical
student horror survival, and all the screaming just gets old and
annoying (can't they think of a better plot/scene?), while the
picture and sound are so bad, we needn't bother describing either.
There are no extras either, thankfully.
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Ricky Chiang
