Zombie A-Hole (MVD Visual DVD)

 

Picture: D     Sound: D     Extras: D     Main Program: C

 

 

There is a “Zombie A-Hole” out there preying on twin girls and someone has got to stop him.  A cowboy, one eyed femme fatale mechanic, and a former priest cross paths and realize they all after the same sadistic undead.  It's time for some payback.

 

A zombie hunting cowboy meets a former priest who brother is an undead zombie (follow that?).  He is killing twin girls to gain magical powers in order to unleash hell on earth.  Now, the priest must use his psychic bond with his former brother to help the cowboy locate and stop this unholy twin killer, but adding to the party is the cowboy's pissed off, one eyed, robotic handed sister, who want in on a piece of this zombie action.  Ohhhhhhhhh kaaaaaaaaaaaayyy…..

 

This was a F grade zombie movie, the costuming looked like it came from a Halloween store and the minor zombies looked like plastic lawn figures.  All the 'twins' girls in the film were actually the same girl, but you do get to see them naked when the zombie takes them apart.  It was a mix of cheap zombie gore and naked girls.  We guess this is supposed to be a joke all around, but as a feature?  For diehard fans who are very, very curious only.

 

 

-   Ricky Chiang