Planet Of The Vampire Women (2011/MVD Visual DVD)
Picture:
D Sound: D Extras: D Feature: C
The
universe's sexiest gang of female space pirates find themselves crash-landed on
an alien planet after passing through a weird magnetic storm. Now, one of their own has turn into a vampire
and is hunting them down. Along with a
single space police man they must now somehow fix their ship and get off the
planet... unfortunately that's also what the vampires have in mind too in Darin
Wood’s Planet Of The Vampire Women.
What was
another routine heist for this femme fatale soon turned south with the space
police hot on their tails. After both
wounding each other they crash land on a mysterious planet with ancient ruins
and even stranger creatures, they learn soon to their horror they learn of the
vampires and their plot to take over the universe… and they are first on the
menu! Now, they must work together to
stop the vampire menace from spreading.
This was
most low budget sci-fi movie these days, most of the background looked like CG
the most of the time and looked like 16-bit video game graphics. It was like they wanted to mix Cameron’s Aliens and the first Blade, stuck on a planet and needing to
survive, and vampires all around. The
only thing they try to make up with all of this is the number of females in
various fetish outfits (not to mention a lot of them end up topless). Lame.
- Ricky Chiang