Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2011/Image Blu-ray)
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C+ Sound: C+ Extras: D Film: C
Nuns gone
bad... After entering the church, Sister Sarah discovers the priests and nude
nuns are selling drugs, prostitution, pimping, and much more... She is beaten,
drugged, raped and then left for dead. But...
she didn't die, after her near death experience she received a divine message,
to kill all the unholy sinners, men and woman who live off of vice and
suffering. Yes, Joseph Guzman’s Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2011) is the
latest of the nunsploitation cycle back again.
Sister
Sarah wants revenge at the end of two smoking barrels. To show no mercy as test
of her new found faith and to bring holy retribution to evil men (and woman),
she must work her way up the ladder of corruption, all the way up to the corrupt
priests and nuns who are the head of the orders and anyone else who is involved
or gets in her way may god have mercy on their souls. After leaving a trail of bodies the order is
sent out to the Los Muertos to hunt and kill her; the very biker gang that
drugged and raped her and then left her for dead.
This was
just a film full of nudity, mayhem, and guns. Nuns and priests gone totally the
wrong way, doing drugs, sex, and packing heat. Be warned; there is plenty of sex, drugs,
nudity, lesbian sex, male genitalia and dismemberment, not for the squeamish,
but then you knew from the title. Extras
include Nude Nuns with Big Guns original short film and trailers.
- Ricky Chiang